The competition is to create a funny haiku...just make sure it is school appropriate--no personal put downs either.
Here are some quick examples from the internet:
Company coming?
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick.
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick.
Ask for opinions.
Mull it over. Then you can
Just do what you want.
Mull it over. Then you can
Just do what you want.
Is everything wrong?
Are you the only one right?
Time to see a shrink
Are you the only one right?
Time to see a shrink
From: http://www.funny-poems-for-free.com/funny-haiku-poems.html
2. PLATO Mathematics (30 minutes)
3. 6 Traits of Writing
4. Finish biographical essay
5. Clean Up
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